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Uschi Digard 2-Film Collection: The Melon Affair

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Running Time:   69 minutes
Released:   08/1971
Studio Name:   Alpha Blue Archives 
Director:   Art Lieberman 
Categories: Feature   Classic   70's  
Description:   A horny and nerdy virgin lands a catering job at a film party filled with busty actresses just like the ones he fantasizes about all day long. But his good fortune doesn't last long as he accidentally causes the death of a Mafia don whom he must impersonate amidst a jewel-smuggling plot. A screwball big-titty sex-comedy that only could have been made in the 1970's, The Melon Affair is a perfect example of the genre.

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